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		<title>Trump to Obama: Mine&#8217;s longer</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/05/04/obama-long-form-birth-certificate-trump-mines-longer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 19:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What with the goings on over the weekend in Abbottabad a few news items got lost in the shuffle. (BTW, wouldn’t it be rich if they had a sister city named Costellobad?) One item was Donald Trump’s reaction to the release of Obama’s long form birth certificate, something he had been urging for weeks. The Donald has &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/05/04/obama-long-form-birth-certificate-trump-mines-longer/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=3145&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Let the bin Laden death conspiracy theories begin</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/05/03/bin-laden-death-conspiracy-theories-deathers-ubl-theory/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 17:07:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since bin Laden&#8217;s body was allegedly dumped (excuse me, buried) at sea the conspiracy theories have begun. Proponents of these theories are obviously referred to as &#8220;Deathers.&#8221; Here are some of the juicier stories floating around: 1) Bin Laden was caught two years ago but his body was frozen so his death could be announced at &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/05/03/bin-laden-death-conspiracy-theories-deathers-ubl-theory/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=3121&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Should all presidents be circumcised?</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/04/19/arizona-birther-bill-circumcision-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Apr 2011 15:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday the Arizona state legislature passed a new law requiring that all candidates for president be circumcised and provide a certificate to that effect. If they are unable to offer said certificate they will have to undergo an inspection before the Arizona Surgeon General to prove that they have in fact been clipped. The bill requiring candidates to expose &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/04/19/arizona-birther-bill-circumcision-obama/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=3018&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Foodie Wars: Have locavores gone too far?</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/04/09/foodie-wars-have-locavores-gone-too-far/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Apr 2011 15:48:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest trend among locavores is to only eat food that was raised humanely and grown within 10 miles of their cutlery drawer. These actions will help promote local farms and ease the pollution created by transporting food thousands of miles to its final destination. This sounds all well and fine but now we are witnessing a wave of &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2011/04/09/foodie-wars-have-locavores-gone-too-far/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=2733&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>England to ban building of Catholic churches in parts of London affected by IRA terrorism</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/08/11/england-to-ban-building-of-catholic-churches-in-parts-of-london/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2010 05:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems our friends across the  Atlantic have taken notice of plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero in lower Manhattan. Nigel Blite-Lillywistle,  spokesman for Prime Minister David Cameron, recently announced, &#8220;we feel it is horrendous to allow people who may look like the perpetrators of 9/11 to be permitted to build a terrorism center &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/08/11/england-to-ban-building-of-catholic-churches-in-parts-of-london/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=1666&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Prominent former Klansman to lie in state in Washington</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/07/01/robert-byrd-klansman-washington/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 16:47:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the nation&#8217;s most famous former Klansmen, Robert Byrd of West Virginia, will lie in repose in the United States Senate chambers today. Among Byrd&#8217;s achievements were filibustering the 1964 Civil Rights Act and voting against the Supreme Court nomination of Thurgood Marshall. He was also known for having over 30 taxpayer funded public works named for &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/07/01/robert-byrd-klansman-washington/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=1468&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s the middle of the day, do you know where your children are?</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/05/25/its-the-middle-of-the-day-do-you-know-where-your-children-are/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 18:41:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I was growing up I used to love the ominous public service announcement that would appear on TV just before the nightly news. A deep voice would intone, &#8220;It&#8217;s 10 PM, do you know where your children are?&#8221;  Mostly I was just jealous of those obviously derelict kids who were out at the un-Godly hour of 10 &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/05/25/its-the-middle-of-the-day-do-you-know-where-your-children-are/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=1176&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>EPA to mandate waterless water fountains</title>
		<link>http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/02/25/epa-to-recommend-waterless-water-fountains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:34:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Look Ma, no hands In an effort to fight impending water shortages&#160;and help contribute&#160;to a cleaner planet, the Environmental&#160;Protection Agency is mandating the installation&#160;of waterless water fountains&#160;in all federal buildings. EPA spokeswoman Carrie Nowicki&#160;said, &#8220;we have already installed flushless&#160;urinals in many of our buildings and the water savings have been tremendous. I&#8217;ve personally never used &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/02/25/epa-to-recommend-waterless-water-fountains/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=518&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>American Airlines to install pay toilets on domestic flights of less than two hours</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 20:52:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ American Airlines announced today that they will install pay slots on the rest room doors for flights of less than two hours. Rumor is that flight attendants will more agressively offer free water to increase the airline&#8217;s restroom revenue from people needing more pee time. According to Todd Shipley, the airline&#8217;s Supervisor of Hygienic In-air Technology, &#8220;People have &#8230; <a href="http://middleofthefreakinroad.com/2010/02/11/american-airlines-to-install-pay-toilets-on-domestic-flights-of-less-than-two-hours/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#187;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=middleofthefreakinroad.com&#038;blog=11855579&#038;post=161&#038;subd=middleofthefreakinroad&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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