To quell a growing circus sideshow in a nation that had become bored with the latest escapades of Charlie Sheen and the weak lineup on American Idol, Barack Obama has released his long form birth certificate. He did this so the nation can focus on the serious problems it faces; and here’s the shocker, it matches the … Continue reading
Yesterday the Arizona state legislature passed a new law requiring that all candidates for president be circumcised and provide a certificate to that effect. If they are unable to offer said certificate they will have to undergo an inspection before the Arizona Surgeon General to prove that they have in fact been clipped. The bill requiring candidates to expose … Continue reading
In the mid-1850′s, a political party called the “Know Nothings” grew in America. They were also known as the American Party and the Republican American Party. They were fiercely anti-immigration, particularly against the unwashed masses of Catholics arriving on our shores from Germany and Ireland. They felt that these new groups would owe fealty to the Pope. They … Continue reading
Investigating the roots of the Obama birthplace conspiracy theory, Wingnuts author John Avlon uncovers the first Birther—and finds she’s a Hillary Clinton supporter also implicated in Dan Rather’s exit from CBS. In the last line of his article John says, “The far right and the far left can be equally insane, and the extremes end … Continue reading
